It took my 3 years to finally post something on my blog. You know what else it took? my friends went on an all-boys trip to Las Vegas for the weekend, leaving me to fend for myself in the jungles of Chelsea.

I mean, who goes to Vegas anymore? if you haven't developped a gambling addiction and are not keen on blow jobs from hookers, whats Vegas got to offer you?

I mean it doesn't make sense unless you're gay and you want to go watch Celine Dion, Cirque du Soleil, or some other homosexuals-only french-Canadian gig.

G-d, what would Vegas do without Canada?